96 Billable Hours of GIS Day

96 Billable hours before GIS Day
This random crap happened to me
Locked out of SDE (Oh Well)

88 Billable hours before GIS day
When I secretly watched Glee
Two Blue Screens
and locked out of SDE (Again, thats weird, I just changed permissions)

80 Billable hours before GIS day
When I ripped an MP3
Three Forum Visits
Two Blue Screens
and locked out of SDE (Screw it, I’m going home?)

72 Billable hours before GIS day
When I wore my concert Tee
Three Forum Visits
Two Blue Screens
and locked out of SDE (Maybe its Oracle?)

64 Billable hours before GIS day
When my coworker gave me a Rupee
Four Support Calls
Three Forum Visits
Two Blue Screens
and locked out of SDE (No, its something wacky with SDE)

56 Billable hours before GIS day
When I had to reinstall Mcafee
Five REEEEEBOOOOOOOTS
Four Support Calls
Three Forum Visits
Two Blue Screens
and locked out of SDE (I’ll just work with my files locally and upload them at the end of the day))

48 Billable hours before GIS day
When I got my paycheck and it was wee
Six Geoprocesses a Crashing
Five REEEEEBOOOOOOOTS
Four Support Calls
Three Forum Visits
Two Blue Screens
and locked out of SDE (Load BITCHES)

40 Billable hours before GIS day
WHen I spent most of the day watching the Grand Prix
Seven Shapes Not Projecting
Six Geoprocesses a Crashing
Five REEEEEBOOOOOOOTS
Four Support Calls
Three Forum Visits
Two Blue Screens
and locked out of SDE (Jesus fucking Christ, fine I’ll push them over to the shared drive and let Daniel do it)

32 Billable hours before GIS day
When I noticed the BD guy grew a goatee
Eight Salesmen a-Lying
Seven Shapes Not Projecting
Six Geoprocesses a Crashing
Five REEEEEBOOOOOOOTS
Four Support Calls
Three Forum Visits
Two Blue Screens
and locked out of SDE (And now I can’t even get to the shared drive, is it the network)

24 Billable hours before GIS day
When I really had to pee
Nine Licenses a-Failing
Eight Salesmen a-Lying
Seven Shapes Not Projecting
Six Geoprocesses a Crashing
Five REEEEEBOOOOOOOTS
Four Support Calls
Three Forum Visits
Two Blue Screens
and locked out of SDE (Oh, Fuck you ArcMAP, its Friday, I’m going home)

16 Billable hours before GIS day
When I had to work late because I was the stuckee
Ten Layouts a Wacky
Nine Licenses a-Failing
Eight Salesmen a-Lying
Seven Shapes Not Projecting
Six Geoprocesses a Crashing
Five REEEEEBOOOOOOOTS
Four Support Calls
Three Forum Visits
Two Blue Screens
and locked out of SDE (OMG, why do they even put this garbageware out)


8 Billable hours before GIS day
When I was printing maps of DC
Eleven Plotters Plotting
Ten Layouts a Wacky
Nine Licenses a-Failing
Eight Salesmen a-Lying
Seven Shapes Not Projecting
Six Geoprocesses a Crashing
Five REEEEEBOOOOOOOTS
Four Support Calls
Three Forum Visits
Two Blue Screens
and locked out of SDE (Screw it, I don’t care if it is against IT policy, I’m installing PostGIS)


On GIS day
Before I put PBR in me
Twelve Data formats not converting
Eleven Plotters Plotting
Ten Layouts a Wacky
Nine Licenses a-Failing
Eight Salesmen a-Lying
Seven Shapes Not Projecting
Six Geoprocesses a Crashing
Five REEEEEBOOOOOOOTS
Four Support Calls
Three Forum Visits
Two Blue Screens
and locked out of SDE (I don’t even care)