When I told the FOSS 4G

Logo designer to 

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because it’s in Fucking Portland, and all any of us folks out here on the Eastern Coast know about Portland we learned from IFC.  And then they DO

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THe log and bird might become my next tattoo,

Thank you Portland, and I am looking forward to drinking your craft brews, partaking of your furry women, and maybe pulling a heist with the folks from Leverage.

I will not be able to marry either of my homosexual men crushes at Voodoo Donuts

David Pittman (who is actually gay)

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OR

James Fee (who is not, accept for baseball.  Fee is as queer as two lesbians trying to buy a rainbow with a 3 dollar bill gay for baseball)

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And no James I won’t

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